I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Way to go you liberals. And what happens when there is another disaster like Deep Water Horizon? Who will clean up all that wind?

Wait, so did the kid spend his birthday at the bar?

he can’t read yet

He was near the Assy Knoll. This of course is in the stadium parking lot where Bills fans tailgate.

Undecided voter: What’s lunch cobbler?

Seemed to work out okay for Brian Dennehy:

My children are grown men now, but for years their sworn quest was to figure out which neighbor was slipping this bullshit in with the Snickers.

Yep. And worse than that, we also have evolution and global warming deniers on science committees.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

LOL...caught! Or unless you’re the Vikings or Panthers. Then it’s just a token fine like the rulebook says.

No. Just being generally aware footballs might have been abused.

Your suspension is four times as long if you’re caught abusing footballs.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”