Bill Burr’s take on anything is wonderful. And I’m from Philly.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Isn't it a little too soon for someone in Dallas to be bragging about shooting pigs from a high vantage point?

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

I don’t get it. Kaepernick takes a knee, and everyone’s all up in arms, but Jerry says that and not a peep from the police unions.

Bennett is a TE not an RB, Mitchell is a WR not a TE, Lewis is on the PUP list, and Cyrus Jones will be returning at least some kicks. But other than that, good roster construction.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

Torii Hunter truther! I love it. We need more diversity and pointlessness in our conspiracy theories.

I have lived in Massachusetts my entire life and Boston for the last 12 years and I always read on the internet about how racist Boston is. Maybe I’m just living in a bubble, but I’ve never seen the overt racism that people are always tagging this city with. This is one of the most liberal and culturally diverse…

Cited primary results since that’s what the previous commenter was himself referencing. The Red Sox refused to integrate under notable racist Tom Yawkey, which is where the perception of Boston sports as racist originates. He died 40 years ago and with the rampant racism flourishing across the country it’s bizarre to…

The Red Sox were indeed the last team to integrate, in 1959. Being owned by one southern racist while their GM was another will to do for an organization. They still catch shit for it to this day.

No doubt that sentiment exists around the state. You’re absolutely correct. My point is not that Massachusetts is innoculated from racism or Trump’s brand of conservatism but rather that the tired trope that Massachusetts should be known for being racist is dated and inaccurate. Head down to the deep south and then…

Only in the sense that everywhere is still pretty damn racist. If you were to somehow objectively rank states in terms of racism, MA would not be near the top of the list.

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

+1 Daniel Stern Oscar-worthy supporting performance

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

Yep.

Exactly. Many of my family members specifically enlisted, then died in battle, so that people back home would be forced to stand when the National Anthem is sung, and denounced as traitors when they didn’t.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?