Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I mean, there's still time.

Benjeahzi.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

hold on, guy from Germany

What the fuck, Magary. Artichokes are fantastic. On their own, steamed and dipped in melted butter. YUM. I don’t know where you are getting your artichoke dip from, but that shit doesn’t have mayo in it. Sour cream, maybe. I make mine with a shit ton of cream cheese and some spinach. IT’S HEALTHY (it’s not). Pickled…

Triple H is VERY disappointed:

It stopped?

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

This is Drew. He barely knows Black people exist.

You don’t like to watch Slovenia compete in the 1,000 meter backfart?

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Long live the king.

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

That line from Pacquiao that got such a big laugh from those in attendance translates to, “We just have to kick the chair.”