You can barely seem them nipples...

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“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

I’m the Yankees fan on staff

The all-time passing yards leaders for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

Huge fan of yours for years on here. This one is glorious.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.

Her name is Rio

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

Josh McDaniel: DENY YOUR MAKER

Brockton’s on fiyah again, ayah, pal?

He’s like a fat Dominik Hasek.

Steelers fans are jealous because they can’t run that far.

Glove save, and a beaut!