its pretty hard to deadlift properly when you’re a spineless twerp.

what kills me is the misplaced outrage surrounding them. i’m against monsanto because of their business practices, not their science. But legitimate issues like genetic diversity get ignored in favor for made up claims about the safety of consuming the end products. we’ll have much bigger issues if monsanto seeds get…

also, please teach your kids to listen to adults when they deny the request to pet your dog.

as of 11/8/17, Forbes estimates Kraft at 6.2 (https://www.forbes.com/profile/robert-kraft/), Jones at 5.6 (https://www.forbes.com/profile/jerry-jones/)

“buncha savages in this town”

i bet it really bothers double J that Kraft is richer than he is... and that his football is much, much better

same here. and the back of the stall door looks like a topographical map due to all the boogers flicked onto it.

a woman in my office microwaves dry chunk tuna in ziploc bags on a daily basis. it is so disgusting. she gets yelled at all the time for it, but nevertheless, she persists. i think we now are all just banking on the fact that the chemicals that leak out of the ziploc bags will certainly end her life soon.

i like that in the zombie apocalypse, 50 caliber rounds don’t penetrate through more than one person, which is how Ezekiel will be alive next week.

also fuck 1980's billy joel doo-wop #catalinawinemixer

i honestly feel bad for anyone who has to order their pizza from any of these shit holes because of a lack of a local pizza place that don’t suck ass.

i would love this for many reasons. A1 being that it’d make all the WEEI listeners’ heads explode like that guy in scanners. Somewhere further down the line would be the fact that Kraft signing Kaep would be an escalation of his war with jerry jones.

yeah, maybe he’ll be lucky and that stanford brain of his won’t be total mush in 5 years.

he’s a real bad ombre, let me tell you that.

the west newbury native is really showing his north shore chops on this one.

i’m just amazed that they managed to keep their dogs from: a) jumping into the ocean, b) not getting eaten by sharks -while stranded for 5 months. those are some good dogs. my two idiot dogs would do everything in their power to go swimming.

when i was 9 or 10 i actually won on the ring-bottle game at the cumberland county fair in Maine. the carny was absolutely stunned. he said that he’d never given out a prize before. but i walked out of there with a stuffed leopard that was bigger than i was. it is still at my parents house to this day. this is one of…

so... they had a sniper who could take out the roof top guards, but that same sniper couldn’t have popped negan and his lieutenants, saving bullets and lives of countless people?

oh, how i would enjoy watching that unfold.