AYAH, YA CAN’T GET THERE FROM HEYAHH!

of everything in this god damn picture, cheeto mussolini’s tie bothers me the most. not only is it is hideous, but it is tied to an improper length. and it serves as an exclamation point to his stupid, smug face.

PS - fuck the cardinals.

re: limp bizkit drummer — that actually happened, Sammy Siegler, drummer of Youth of Today, Judge, Side by Side (and others), did an emergency stint in LB. from his other bands, i really doubt he enjoys their music.

the sox have been so boring. we need a reanimated earl weaver or something like him to shake things up.

technically, he’s the asshole who attempted to throw a porn star off a roof into a pool — he failed completely, since she landed on the concrete walkway instead of the water. apparently his mirror muscles are just as useless as he is.

while you list them all out, bill burr is going to be watching your cable like he was waiting for a check to the IRS to clear.

agreed that the nephew is 100% innocent. i am a coin flip on avery himself, but the trial itself seemed so flawed that it should be retried.

Farmer Fran Approved!

lets be honest here, geno smith could’ve had a great game against this secondary. under the circumstances, i would’ve expected cam to have a much better day. i mean, how many times were receivers wide open because gilmore was busy kicking metaphorical dandelions?

why not a mash up themed after the horror movie, teeth?

think he paid double to have his suit dry cleaned?

i have so many questions for those who drop their pants and/or undo their belt and button to piss. Do they wear underwear without dickholes in them? are they low level exhibitionists? do they not understand the concept of a zipper?

the head-first t shirt people are the same weirdos as the sit down wipers, right?

in college i made a reference to this song in mixed company, and one person accused me of quoting limp bizkit. i was apoplectic. is there anything fred durst can’t ruin? i bet he even has something to do with this bullshit spin that is being done to the anthem kneeling.

well, when its 65 there and you’re wearing a winter coat, new england will be laughing at you.

wil cordero was a real piece of shit. after he was arrested for beating his lady with a phone the boston media skewered him (for once they used their powers for good)

horse justice!

what we really want to know is if he throws the gyroball?

pro tip on propane tanks — if you live in a town or city with a recycling center, there will be tons of old propane tanks sitting around waiting to be shipped off for scrap. take one of them and turn it in at a propane exchange center for a new, full tank. the people at BIG PROPANE have to test the tanks they get…

hank jr / johnny rebel split album out soon on Fox News Records!