lets get a Schilling take on this.

counterpoint: gravity is a son of a bitch.

My cousin’s ancient black lab ate an entire roll of paper towels that he had used to clean up a bacon grease spill. he had to take him out into the yard and pulled the paper out of his butt sheet by sheet. the cardboard tube was the tip off that he finished the job. the neighbors were not impressed at the hour long…

the REAL hurricane of boxing:

“Hank Williams Jr., a man who has served for decades as living proof of just how far you can go in America simply by sharing a name with your more talented father”

also worth noting, one of the judges is a business partner of the winner, Eddie Hall. Hall retired immediately after the competition, so he’ll never have to defend the title.

indisputable facts: strawberry ice cream is disgusting, and people who like it are freaks.

shirt in the pool is some 7th grade trip to the water park shit. and it just accentuates the fatness, not hides it.

CNBC is on in pretty much every financial firm’s office all day long... whether or not the sound is on is a different story.

baltimore calling boston a second rate city: LOL.

at least kraft’s tie is set to an appropriate length. trump looks like he’s a little kid wearing his dad’s suit... and edelman looks about as coherent as he did in the “just fucked edelman, no lie” picture.

how the fuck is Kid Rock the least trashy person in that photo?

best scene in that series.

shit. why did it get so dusty in here? its killing my eyes.

if i were mike pence’s wife, i’d be more concerned if he were having dinner alone with another man. #conversiontherapysavedhislife

“don’t underestimate the swiss army knife.” - my reattached pointer finger

FWIW, ALS also has links to fertilizers. Now, most NFL fields are synthetic at this point, but they grew up playing on grass fields for the most part. Soccer & football players have both been shown to have higher risks of ALS than the general population. That could be head trauma, could be exposure to fertilizers,…

Ctrl+F: “the one that doesn’t smear dog shit everywhere”

Ctrl+F: “the one that doesn’t smear dog shit everywhere”

now watch BB sign him for $1MM and get a probowl season out of him. pretty sure the NY Post building would spontaneously combust if that were to happen