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hopefully katie nolan will be able to get out from under Fox and work somewhere that deserves her. she’s the lone bright spot in that otherwise mountain of goat shit known as FS1

“Hi, my name is Drew Magary. I’m a fucking doofus who is sad because I only support shitty sports franchises. The only time I won is when I was on chopped against a bunch of jabronis who probably don’t know what haricot verts are.”

and lets be honest here, slavery was abolished mostly to punish the south and less so because the north gave a shit about slaves. yes, there were ardent abolitionists who did care, but they represent a tiny sliver of the population.

Human shit out of water is pretty awful, but it is never worse than puke. I once covered every square inch of my bathroom with a steak quesadilla barf bomb, and cleaning it up was the second worst experience of my life, bested only by the time i had to remove a dead skunk from my parents’ yard... it was covered in

i’m 6'4", taking most steps one at a time is fucking bullshit. its harder taking mini strides. i went to the Winchester Mystery House about 15 years ago and it was my personal hell. the stair risers were all like 3 fucking inches tall. I was taking 8 steps at a time.

this article made me forget that our president is cheeto-mussolini for a few glorious minutes. thank you.

Yes, the election polls were wrong. No arguments there, but to ignore polling all together is playing directly into Trump’s alternative facts narrative. His public statements should be troubling to people of all political stripes, because they are aimed at eroding our trust in bedrock institutions (mainstream media,

guess we won’t be getting “An American Tail: Feivel Get Inducted into the HOF”

BB is pretty good at whipping up a fury out of nothing. In 2007, when they were stomping every team* they still acted like they were underdogs.

*fuck you, david tyree**

midnight is awesome. take you to hell and endless slut are flawless tracks.

now how many of these people have been charged, or will be charged, with sexual assault? #dukelaxbro

word up, thome

at the beginning, focus on quality of reps, not quantity of weight. Form is supremely import in the long run, and getting into the right habits early will pay dividends.

the worst christmas song of all time is dominick the donkey. fuck that song and fuck anyone who likes it.

There are thousands of guys in the suburbs of Boston, many who look like this, who are claiming that christmas came early this year now that buttholz got traded.

crossfit is stupid, but anyone who is serious about lifting knows that squatting / deadlifting in inappropriate shoes is a terrible idea. running shoes and anything with a gel cushion will get you hurt. you need flat, stable soles to do these exercises correctly. and metcon’s are a lot more comfortable than say,

BRA-VO!!

as a boston guy, i should love simmons —- and i used to. he lost the perspective on the things that made him great 5 or 10 years ago. his deep dive into basketball was one error [people either love basketball or they are indifferent], but his biggest issue is that he now thinks he’s some sort of hollywood power. he’s