“scrappy” only applies if you’re white and under 5'8". “gritty” is for 5'8" and up

that poor cameraman and motorcycle driver have to follow this guy for how many km as he shits himself?

“Let’s remember some Bills:

glad goatse is still alive and well in 2016

“and these guys are REALLY looking”

Family Circus is awful. Slightly Off Color Family Circus is a godsend though.

you’re probably not eating enough if you’re staying under 1500 calories a day. the body freaks out when you do radical things.

ESPN has a major anti-pats bias

They need to bring back Ken Phelps. That’ll really turn around the yankees.

finance 101 should be mandatory in high school. the fact that people don’t understand how credit works is alarming.

good luck ever buying a house.

“Who better to listen to about dangers of fireworks than JPP?”

aaron hernandez will be calling into the convention from a prison pay phone

“he’s one of the good ones!” - Donald Drumpf

can someone please splice from good ol’ JR sound bites over this?

ice cream. once you’ve yakked up a sundae you’ll know what hell is. nothing like having residual dairy in your sinuses for the next 30 hours fermenting into an indescribable broth of slime.

hey, don’t blame butt rock on power lifters. you walk into a PL gym and you’ll hear slayer, hatebreed or death metal. staind and their ilk should be blamed on nascar fans north of the mason dixon line.

having been a skateboarder and a football player through my teens, i can say with certainty that experienced a lot more violent collisions in the “non-contact” sport of skateboarding than i did in football. i have no doubts that most bmx riders would say the same, especially ones who are nuts and ride vert.

um. playing 3rd base without a cup on. his reactions to people touching his head. great player, extremely entertaining: not right in the head though. i wish the sox made more of an effort to keep him. the year he was in Boston was a lot of fun to watch.

I am mostly astonished that crazy adrian beltre was the voice of reason in this all.