don’t forget about krocadil!

the hurdy gurdy. hands down. there is a guy in boston who plays one in the park. he assaults other buskers if they get to close to his performance space.

never trust owners:

“NOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”

vegas is ok. montreal is a 100000000x better. just don’t go in cold weather months.

Re: the whopper and the big mac - i can one up you. i’ve never once had a burger from McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy’s. [I’d always order chicken products as those places] At first it was because i loathe any sort of condiments on my burger and i couldn’t trust that they wouldn’t fuck up my order. Now i’m just riding…

trampolines are great. one of the greatest weekends of my childhood involved backyard wrestling, a trampoline and about 150 bruises, cuts and friction burns between me and my friends.

if you order it, does it come with a complimentary vial of d-bol or tren?

I believe you mean “Igloo Australia”

as for burning calories, any time i do HIIT i feel revved up for hours after i finish my workout, which never happens after a steady jog. anecdotal evidence, sure, but it seems to work for me.

Ghostface is so mad at you right now. “ITS EASY TO REMEMBER”

i met him at JFK last year. dude is frighteningly large. i’m 6'4", 270 and i felt like a toddler next to him.

followed quickly by “a guy my brother went to college with is gay!”

so close to being a shoe-in at the Darwin Awards! better luck, next time, igor!

Master Race is a white hip hop artist who just rips of Master P songs. #makeemsayfuhrer

Honestly, the biggest factor is realizing that losing weight in a healthy manner takes time and discipline. that doesn’t mean life needs to be horrible. if you over-correct, whether it is with diet or exercise, you’ll set yourself up for failure. set realistic goals and make a schedule you can realistically keep.…

Quick answer from someone who lost over 120 lbs: any movement is beneficial, body weight or with free weight. Body weight is a great way to prepare your joints for more intensive workouts (for instance, push ups are a great way to get your shoulders ready for say, the bench press or other externally loaded push…

this was way more enjoyable than Crime & Punishment was. and i liked that book.

my father in law grew up in Key West during the 50's/60's. Apparently the fun thing to do was to ride your bike behind the DDT truck and get lost is the fog. #safetyfirst

Hey, The Kid always ran the bases like a man. And he was an American hero, dagnabbit! We don’t even have to consult his cryogenically defrosted head for his opinion.