can someone please splice from good ol’ JR sound bites over this?

ice cream. once you’ve yakked up a sundae you’ll know what hell is. nothing like having residual dairy in your sinuses for the next 30 hours fermenting into an indescribable broth of slime.

hey, don’t blame butt rock on power lifters. you walk into a PL gym and you’ll hear slayer, hatebreed or death metal. staind and their ilk should be blamed on nascar fans north of the mason dixon line.

having been a skateboarder and a football player through my teens, i can say with certainty that experienced a lot more violent collisions in the “non-contact” sport of skateboarding than i did in football. i have no doubts that most bmx riders would say the same, especially ones who are nuts and ride vert.

um. playing 3rd base without a cup on. his reactions to people touching his head. great player, extremely entertaining: not right in the head though. i wish the sox made more of an effort to keep him. the year he was in Boston was a lot of fun to watch.

I am mostly astonished that crazy adrian beltre was the voice of reason in this all.

don’t forget about krocadil!

the hurdy gurdy. hands down. there is a guy in boston who plays one in the park. he assaults other buskers if they get to close to his performance space.

never trust owners:

“NOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”

vegas is ok. montreal is a 100000000x better. just don’t go in cold weather months.

Re: the whopper and the big mac - i can one up you. i’ve never once had a burger from McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy’s. [I’d always order chicken products as those places] At first it was because i loathe any sort of condiments on my burger and i couldn’t trust that they wouldn’t fuck up my order. Now i’m just riding…

trampolines are great. one of the greatest weekends of my childhood involved backyard wrestling, a trampoline and about 150 bruises, cuts and friction burns between me and my friends.

if you order it, does it come with a complimentary vial of d-bol or tren?

I believe you mean “Igloo Australia”

as for burning calories, any time i do HIIT i feel revved up for hours after i finish my workout, which never happens after a steady jog. anecdotal evidence, sure, but it seems to work for me.

Ghostface is so mad at you right now. “ITS EASY TO REMEMBER”

i met him at JFK last year. dude is frighteningly large. i’m 6'4", 270 and i felt like a toddler next to him.

followed quickly by “a guy my brother went to college with is gay!”

so close to being a shoe-in at the Darwin Awards! better luck, next time, igor!