Same. I’m always happy for people who have found new opportunities but I’m still very sad about it.

I too am pretending that EGR aka MoGlo isn't leaving.

I am fine with Bobby Jindal leaving.

I’m gonna keep posting this every time there’s a “female viagra” story because it bugs me so much: this is an anti-viagra. Viagra makes the willing able, this stuff makes the able willing.

This adds yet another level to the straight vs. curly, DDDs vs. small Cs, 5’2” vs. 5’9” greener grass phenomenon.

Eat the squirrels. They’re good with pasta and mushrooms.

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

hot take alert but

It figures that the food pointer was a lawyer. You’d never see a monogrammed thermos salesman pull that shit.

She was afraid of deep things, so she couldn’t partake in bowls.

Oh man, I love those sketches. The first one I saw was the Swarovski crystal one. I was dying.

I’m having WAY too much fun picturing this as part of the “Moet Chandon” SNL skit. “Moey Chambin iss perfect for occasions like... Occasions! Avernersary! Minaj Twat wittchur bess friend and her husben!”

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I am perfectly happy having the bed to myself... but i hate waking up without mr hocks next to me.

Dammit, why isn’t “thou shalt not suffer an idiot to live” more of a thing?

Also actual research:

Yet more proof that anti-abortion conservatives don’t actually give a shit about the lives of children and just want to control women’s reproductive systems as well as the personal and sexual lives of everyone else. How these people reconcile doing shit like this, taking a baby out of a happy and loving home and…

This, on the other hand, is actual research:

Because of partisan politics, and the majority of voters treating political candidates as if they were players on their favorite sports team. Ben Carson says ridiculous things! But since I root for the red team, i’ll turn a blind eye towards it like Cowboys fans defending Greg Hardy.