Nah. The very fact that you feel inadequate and self-conscious about your ability to girl means you are, in fact, girling at normal levels.
KingKazul
kingkazul
You guys I’m starting to think I do a really bad job at being girl.
That’s it! The secret we’ve been waiting for!
“you are not my fucking mom!!!!!!!” is making me lol so hard.
I am perfectly willing to listen to all opinions on Star Wars and Harry Potter. Maybe even art if they just stop trying to tell me that I shouldn’t take birth control.
Is there something wrong with you? I mean, literally?
I am also #TeamPuppy
#TeamPuppy, all the way.
My wife literally dies in the presence of cats.
Hey, I watched America’s Next Top Model. I know I need to say, MYSELF!
just gonna write my response to this now so i don’t have to come back and comment in June when the decision comes in:
I’m confused as to what taking care of old people and birth control have to do with each other but sure.
Apparently that 175 year history involved being all up in their employees ovaries? It’s tradition! Not being able to dictate their employees medical decisions means they’re being persecuted.
“...We just want to keep serving the elderly poor as we have always done for 175 years.”
THIS. Oh, depression is a bitch. As is his loyal bro, Anxiety. Hanging out with you in the middle of the night, saying “You know what would be fun? If we went through EVERY THING YOU’VE EVER DONE WRONG IN YOUR LIFE and talk about why it means you’ll become an unloved bag lady!” Also, spiders.
...and yet, as the years go by, i keep coming back to this little bit of truth:
Never underestimate the effect of being wanted. If he/she loves you, it’s easy to throw the checklist out the window. At least, it can work that way.
In (life) (I) care more about what’s wrong with (me) than what’s right. Thank you very much severe depression. I would hate you so much but really, you have been such a loyal and constant companion. But I do need a break every now and again so I am going to swallow this zanax and go to sleep. Don’t be mad!! You’re…
Bullshit. Most of the morons who like Trump are long asleep by now. Lorne Michaels is an utter piece of shit for this shameless attempt to gather ratings for his shitshow so he can keep getting a table at Rao’s and to feel like he still matters.