People who don’t vote can suck a bag of dicks, especially if they go on to complain about the political system or politicians. There weren’t any elections for me to vote in yesterday, but I would have if there were.

I’m 28 and work full-time. Yesterday I used my lunch hour to go vote. At my polling place (in a New England city who, with suburbs, has a population somewhere around 500k), there were roughly 6 other people there to vote, along with myself and my GF.

People obviously need a fucking reminder...

Also, if you live in a state where polls close early (I believe in Kentucky they close at 6 p.m.) that shit needs to change. Working people can’t vote if polls are only open when they’re at work.

You idiots are still not voting?

So Houston voters just rejected an anti-discrimination law based entirely on the notion that men might pretend to be trans so that they could rape women in bathrooms, but when a child actually gets raped in a bathroom in Houston, it’s basically ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really don’t like Christmas at all. Thanksgiving is the superior holiday. Get together, eat food, watch MST3k.

I work in a huge department store in New York doing Visuals. We started installing Christmas on October 1st. I noticed today the store soundtrack has begun featuring Christmas music. Another two months of this and I’m going to eat a fist full of mistletoe and pray to Santa for death while the customers tap my shoulder…

Thanks to my years of working in a grocery store that would start playing Christmas music right after Halloween and not stop till mid January, when I hear any of the Christmas songs on that playlist I go full on Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange.

Scam Shirt!

SHITSCRAM.

I like calling it "xmas" just to piss anyone off who might be listening.

Yeah, well, you can’t spell Christmas without “Cram This”.

HAH I’ve been going back and forth between this and the pussy-eating article that I saw this comment and for a moment I really wasn’t sure which one it was for....

It’s kind of weird that Gawker Media is directing so much snark at this teenager who at least seems to have realized that the world she was caught up in was not healthy and wishes to convey that message to others.

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

I hate not say it (not really) but... same shit different shovel.
I do feel kind of bad for Kidz These Days - I'm so happy not to have been subjected to Facebook as an 11-year-old.

When that little Blue number pops up in the upper right corner of my kinja I feel like a just take a big hit of wonder drug #4. Also, kudos on finding a clever picture for your “article.”