I recall that there were plenty of people who said maybe we should pump the brakes on this story since parts of it aren’t adding up. Granted, those people were tarred and feathered on Jezebel and Gawker, but they certainly existed. One particular person was roundly ridiculed for daring to question the story and…

you shoulda heard merlan when she defended the article.

I hope they sue your stupid ass next. How are you still employed?

Even people with journalism degrees from Columbia.

Jesus Christ, where does he get these people? What’s the vetting process? Does he get in a room with them and asks “How shitty a person are you?” and they answer “I’m truly awful” and he goes “You’re hired!”

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

I’m so happy that someone is pointing out the gaping, tarpit-size plot holes in this movie to be the rebuttal in this debate. Couple that approach with a killer closing line, and this may as well be my face:

Thumbs up!

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

No surprise. If he was a real Carpenter, he would have measured twice before that.

Of course he was pissed off. Look at that stupid arrow floating above his head. I don’t blame him.

They’re moving him to the defenestrative line.

Nearsighted fool. Die a horrible death

All other factors put aside, this girl should dump her boyfriend yesterday. If you can stand and take off your helmet, you can stagger, crawl or drag your ass back to where you girlfriend is laying in a ditch and check on her. Unless you start moving towards her and limbs start falling off, you have zero excuse for…

Based on the spacing of the phone poles the filming rider spent a lot of time at better than 100 feet per second; over 70 miles per hour, possibly up to 150 feet per second or over 100 mph.

This has to be one of the Browns-iest plays ever, and one that is finally in their favor. Forget the Buttfumble, we now have the Taintball!

I hope Sparty wins huge. AF is one dirty team.

sounds like....DEATH PANELS!

As a man, if you text me anything emotional and then follow it up with “you dont have to respond” im going to take that as manipulation to get me to respond, because of course you want a response.....thats the point of communication. I probably will now not respond just to piss you off, regardless of what i think.…

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