KingBaboon
kingbaboon
Oct 8 2017
1

Well it’s nice to cut to the star wars clip right when you want to be watching

Sep 20 2017
2

Since it’s hard (but not impossible) to frame the earthquake as an oppressively racist cis-gendered shitlord, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Aug 27 2017
72

‘reimbursement/other’s is my new fave. How would you like to pay for your pizza delivery? Reimbursement/other, please.

Apr 3 2017
14

And if you leave your house now, you just might be able to make it to the new stadium by October.

Mar 27 2017
20

That would be Lou Gehrig’s luck, to die of Lou Gehrig’s disease, and then be reborn to a woman with Kristen Cavallari’s disease.

Dec 20 2016
2

This just in: Quarterback decides to be running back but would prefer to still be treated like a passer by defenders.

Dec 20 2016
2

When he is actually treated differently rather than just the subject of blatantly slanted reporting to push a narrative.

Dec 20 2016
1

Except he was running around the field more than Brett Favre after winning the Super Bowl. I know their season has been rough but c’mon man. He screwed himself.