I think he’s just getting cold feet.

Nothing wrong with an appreciation for bigger ladies.

Vote.

Well it’s nice to cut to the star wars clip right when you want to be watching

What the fuck is vegetable based meat?

Since it’s hard (but not impossible) to frame the earthquake as an oppressively racist cis-gendered shitlord, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Bullshit!!

‘reimbursement/other’s is my new fave. How would you like to pay for your pizza delivery? Reimbursement/other, please.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Saw a new car in my parking lot. Truck, Arkansas plates, “One nation under GOD” “MAGA” and (my favorite) “Info Wars” bumper stickers.

She first says she was just using it for the flashlight. I love idiots.

Well, she was playing against girls...

And if you leave your house now, you just might be able to make it to the new stadium by October.

That would be Lou Gehrig’s luck, to die of Lou Gehrig’s disease, and then be reborn to a woman with Kristen Cavallari’s disease.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

STICK TO SPORTS.... oh...

This just in: Quarterback decides to be running back but would prefer to still be treated like a passer by defenders.

When he is actually treated differently rather than just the subject of blatantly slanted reporting to push a narrative.

Except he was running around the field more than Brett Favre after winning the Super Bowl. I know their season has been rough but c’mon man. He screwed himself.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…