KingBaboon
kingbaboon
Jul 17
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Except he’ll say the cat actually voted and his legion of idiots will believe him.

Jun 11
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Like the article Jezebel wrote that went scorched earth against the people questioning the Rolling Stone rape story and then later went “uh, oopsie, lulz.”

Jun 11
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Yeah, this is why you don’t let an angry mob handle it. They may have killed a man. An unarmed black man, by the way.

Jun 9
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Teachers average $55,000? Hmmm. I have 14 years in my profession and if I made $55,000 it would represent a $15,000 raise over my highest salary.

May 31
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An autopsy is science. There are markers they look for, and if it’s not there then that means it didn’t occur. It literally is science.

May 30
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Yes, we saw the truth. It wasn’t strangulation. That should be obvious.

May 27
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Jimmy Kimmel wore blackface on The Man Show while impersonating Karl Malone and Oprah Winfrey. So, yeah, if you’re mad about Fallon and not Kimmel, that’s selective.

May 26
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I always think of Eddie Murphy’s “White Like Me” and how it not only was not criticized but has been roundly and repeatedly praised.

May 26
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Is Jimmy Kimmel next? The Man Show was hilarious, so obviously it must be apologized for. Just find a clip. Literally any clip. This selective manufactured outrage is very tiresome.

May 26
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Forget homophobic material. How many have racist material? 

May 8
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I put a layer of crushed tortilla chips on the bottom, layer meat/salsa, cheese, refried beans, meat/salsa, cheese and bake it.

May 7
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I make something that is from a Mexican lasagna recipe that I have altered and even though I still call it Mexican lasagna, it’s basically glorified nachos.

Apr 17
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Clearly she had a superorgasm which scrambled her feeble ladybrain.

Apr 17
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It was originally supposed to be in Superman II to reverse revealing his identity to Lois Lane.

Apr 17
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First off, the Kents are clearly aware of his abilities. He literally lifts their car as a child when they find him and explain to him why he needs to keep it secret when he wants to punch the football player bully. Read more

Mar 31
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These type of stories always leave out an element of it: time. Credibility and legitimacy are both hurt by the amount of time that passes between the alleged action and the accusation. It doesn’t mean she’s lying, and the reasons to not come forward are legitimate but it adds an additional credibility problem that Read more

Mar 22
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The correspondents’ dinner’s primary purpose is a fundraiser for journalism scholarships. I guess you have to be a journalist to know that.