They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

There’s too much logic. Make it stop or I’m telling Stassa.

Feel Frito disagree, but Chip has certainly Ruffled some feathers. He should probably Lay off, or his players production is going to Dip.

Like I’m going to wash my hands after lowering a seat lid ain’t no one got time for that. I could shove it down with my elbow but then I’d have to wash my hands up to my elbows. I could use my foot but then I’d fall down and go into premature labor and our baby will be special needs. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

You are incorrect. You have the best understanding of the NFL’s possession rules I’ve ever read.

That bear can certainly (Timothy) tread well....

Thank you. People get this so wrong.

Tim,

To die seconds after fucking a horse? Don’t give up the dream; it could still happen for you! Positive thinking is the key. That, and sneaking into a horse farm.

Sports fans long ago learned to accept our male heroes as anything but heroic. It’s time to let our women be the same.

It’s a little hard to get past the idea that the reviewer’s expertise in history and baseball history comes from being a Canadian poet...

More like the UAB Blazarus

Internet Blog Man writes Grabby Headline Post that uses Lazy Writing Technique to trash a Popular Comic Book Show. Does Internet Blog Man’s scheme prevail? Yes! Internet Blog Man gets the Web Click Money his Intertube Overlords so desire without Any Actual Effort.

Exactly the sort of unsourced, wild opinion as fact that I would expect from a blogger.

Vin Scully calls a ball four, it's a ball four. The official ruling will be changed, because Vin Scully.

I’m not explaining it right.....

“Two hands boy! If God wanted you to catch with one hand he wouldn’t have given you two!”

Well, it’s official. Max Scherzer has come out against the use of the disabled list in the National League.

Threw in the towel after throwing millions at one of my favorite Orioles. In the arrrrms ooooooof an angellllll...