Since moving to Virginia, seeing all of the NoVa hate has been quite entertaining.

Taking 95 through Virginia Beach and all of its assorted tunnels was your first mistake.

There was an episode of Dirty Jobs where he worked for a cloth diaper company that did home delivery/pick-up of used diapers. He was picking up other people’s shit-filled diapers, taking back to the company’s facility, washing them and then dropping off clean ones back at the house.

“Causing an officer to discharge their service firearm.”

I have a lot of experience writing news articles from police press releases and, ugh, they’re the worst. Car crashes take a special place in that pantheon because they will actually give details and it’s all very specific and matter-of-fact in a way that no one writes.

Real sign in Alabama. Not near a state line, though.

Crossing state lines is cool because there is usually some sort of other change that comes with it. The ones I am familiar with:

Putting trailers on a movie was the most fun and most time-consuming part of my job as a projectionist in high school/college.

I gave her statement no legitimacy when I saw she had changed the name on her Twitter profile for it. She wanted to take him down and found a way to do it.

today’s progressive stance is tomorrow’s conservative stance.

Why, it’s almost as if it’s a TV show and that’s how the studio is set up. Why does this bother people?

You might want to check his update (and yourself):

*Sees headline*

Find a policy of his you like. Then find another. Then find another. Then find another. (Believe me, if you are liberal, this will not be hard.) Focus on those policies and the negatives of Trump. There you go.

True, but the bigger problem is that even if a Democrat wins the 2020 election, if they are in office for eight years, the population data for their entire administration will be based on this census, causing them to potentially misallocate funding as well because of Trump’s meddling. This is why everything Trump has…

That’s exactly why the patent office exists. If you don’t want people other than yourself to make money off a certain phrase, copyright that shit.

It can be genuinely difficult to tell who owns what in an online feminist space crowded with clever people saying quotable things.

Cum-Boom!

That’s a $700 pen! Christ! When I was studying architecture in college, we had these expensive drafting fountain pens ($80-$100 each and you needed like six of them because they were all different thicknesses) that were fickle as hell but when they worked made this beautiful pristine line that was so classy and…

What? No. The refs just refused to call him down. Saints bear no responsibility whatsoever.