... Deadspin reprinted it.

I used to fancy starting my own blogosphere with sites like NewsCrusher44, Stick to Sperts [sic] (with accompanying podcast) and SidePiece. They’re all available, for the right price of course.

I specifically want to know who named their cat (it has to be a cat) Katherine Graham?

As a person who has worked in a office with IT people who are definitely necessary and not at all burdensome to every day operations, I would like to ask you if there are ever any problems at your place of work that you solve that were not, in fact, caused by you?

The Mikes and Davids on Deadspin’s Facebook who would yell at me about clickbait captions

It’s also possible Ellen is basing this claim on rumors that weren’t true about the person she dated having been with Brad.

My parents are not rich, but they have a couple of rich friends. (Like, $1M lake house, former VP for AT&T who “downsized” to a 4,500 square foot house rich.) We were visiting them a few weeks before Christmas and the gift he was getting his staff got shipped to their house. These are not braggadocios people, but they…

Seriously, dude, by some retractable PaperMates. You can get a pack of 5 for, like, $8 and they last forever.

Some other (better?) options:

Exactly. No one else looks orange when they are around him, he looks orange while standing outside and he looks orange all the time and there is no way he’s under the same lighting every minute of every day. Also, no one “forces” anyone to use a particular light bulb.

No, he knows the truth. Stupid isn’t the right word. Phony is the right word.

Trump has a low approval rating overall, but an exceptionally high approval rating among conservatives. A third-party candidate who gets any significant number of votes will cause him to be re-elected.

Biden has been in politics for more than 50 years. There’s not a person on Earth who hasn’t changed their opinions in that period of time.

No, it’s asking for people who support Democrats to turn on a candidate who doesn’t give a sufficiently concrete answer. There are 10 people on the stage. If you get an answer from all 10, one or two will give the answer this author wants to hear. The others will support abortion rights but will not say what she wants…

I happened to see a promo for this while I was in the office break room heating up dinner, and I absolutely loved it for an absurd reason. These shows are all so terrible and vapid and nobody on them ever has anything worthwhile to say about any topic, so going all in on one of the panelists having plastic surgery…

I once interviewed a taxidermist for the outdoors page of the newspaper where I worked and he must have thought I was either very strange (maybe?) or just didn’t know what to ask (correct!) but I found out that he would not taxidermy your family pet and he would taxidermy a deer that you hit with your car, provided…

Hannity used to be my favorite person to watch for unintended comedy. Maybe it was because Trump got elected and I no longer found it funny because it was dangerous or maybe he started being more malicious, but his over-the-top hand-wringing and blatantly provocative graphics made him look more like a satire show than…

That’s what happens when you don’t have standards.

Parents really need to check themselves with the pictures they post. One new mother I am Facebook friends with posted a picture of herself holding her daughter up where you could see between the girl’s legs. I reported it to Facebook but was told it didn’t violate their community standards. Don’t post that!

No, this is how Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson (and others, but they are the most prolific) make their points. They take something that is true, stretch it to the actual limit of how far it can be seen as resembling the truth then use that stretched version to call out opponents.