You’re probably better bumming a ride on one of those Deadliest Catch boats. A little high seas adventure and free crab!

But you also don’t have a full team of people dedicated to just make-up, hair, wardrobe, photography, lighting, etc. When you’ve got an army of people whose job it is to make you look good, loads of money so that cost is no object for anything and no actual responsibilities to take up your time, it would be easy.

I’m curious why he made Trump left-handed.

I would say the answer to those questions is yes, no, yes, yes, yes. Basically everything is “corporate America” unless it’s a small business actually run by the people who own it. I would also say government jobs are “corporate America.” Basically anything where the boss is rarely seen, doesn’t know what you do,…

If I am watching a new episode of a TV show or a movie I haven’t seen, that’s where my attention is. But if I’m watching reruns of old sitcoms or a mundane baseball game or a movie I’ve seen a dozen times, there’s a good chance I am also on my iPad playing mini golf or Tank Stars or something else like that, more or…

Most likely she was tipping very generously.

I used to have a night job as a proofreader and there were long stretches of nothing to do. I did a variety of things to stay busy. I played video games on an online simulator, I watched old 60 Minutes stories on YouTube (I’m a news nerd) and I would go through lengthy Wikipedia binges reading about various things,…

Without them, I would not have survived my brief stint in corporate America.

“Nate Jacobs is going to unify this ball club,” the TV announcers (?) of this high-school football game proclaim right after declaring that the team has been “struggling.”

Alabama, Notre Dame and Penn State all have uniforms that do not say the name of the team on them.

“At any rate, it’s encouraging to hear from Jones that he’s a man who believes that a person should have the right to recoup what they’ve earned for past performance. I can only assume that belief will expedite contract negotiations with Elliott, going forward.”

“I scraped up my left side.”

If you really want a shock, look up Maitland Ward, who played Rachel during the college-age seasons.

The permitting process to kill that bird is probably ridiculous. It’s federally protected by the same law that protects bald eagles.

Get up-close and personal with nature in this wildlife-lover’s paradise. This community is named for the ibis that call it home, but don’t forget about the dozens of birds of prey that can be regularly seen from your patio!

It does have one. And apparently it’s own little police force. What kinds of things can their officers possibly be doing all day except chasing off vultures?

There are about five or six turkey vultures that call a big tree in my neighbor’s yard home. In the winter when all the trees are barren, you can see them roosting up there and circling low overhead and their giant shadows are creepy as hell. But they haven’t been befouling my yard yet, so they’re not a nuisance. I…

They should create a full site dedicated just to animal stories like this one. I love this kind of shit.

They need a dedicated animal story site just for shit like this. I would be absolutely obsessed with it.

It was probably initally meant for general wildlife like foxes, rabbits, maybe bears. But the vultures have obviously not turned her off of this.