I think the gargling part is her thinking it was a cute/weird boy thing when in reality the kid was fucking drowning.

Could it be because she made it about money?

More like, “I said it, therefore everyone else deserves to be run over.”

So, first off, this doesn’t sound like any sort of real story, and second, if the author of the piece on Thursh’s sexual misconduct was someone who was sexually harassed by him then that is absolutely a discrediting factor in the story. But this is internet “journalism,” so the credibility was pretty much shot anyway.

That question is to be mocked everywhere, especially on Jalopnik. If you are buying a car because of what that car says about you as a person and not because that’s the car you want, you deserve the criticism.

This is my reaction to the numerous people I know who gave up Chick-fil-A after its already well-known conservative leanings all of a sudden became controversial. I eat their food because it’s convenient, cheap and good. What the company does with the money beyond hand me food after I turn it over to them is of no…

Q: What does your vehicle say about you?

Yes, we can do that too, but if the goal is reducing gun crime, doing something about the guns has to be part of that.

Tony Dungy.

That’s why you don’t go on Twitter like a moron and instead send up a request that you would like to discuss the issue with him in person. You hear where he’s coming from, he hears where you’re coming from and maybe an understanding can be reached.

as if Stills’s simple tweet was a greater distraction than the team owner’s public, deeply invested support of a historically shitty and despised president.

You brilliant bastard.

I’m with the kid on this one.

God, I hate the preseason. The thread by Mike Silver is ridiculous. He wrote a damn near long-form piece on something that could have been said in one sentence.

I was living in a hotel when I closed on my house. The hotel was 30 minutes away from office and my house was 15 minutes from my office in the opposite direction. I was very happy to own a house, but it took eight days after the closing before the moving company could come. So, for a full week, I would go to my…

I was living in a hotel when I closed on my house. The hotel was 30 minutes away from office and my house was 15 minutes from my office in the opposite direction. I was very happy to own a house, but it took eight days after the closing before the moving company could come. So, for a full week, I would go to my house…

But ... it’s not the groom’s day. It’s the bride’s day. Don’t believe me? Ask literally any bride.

This was the kind of thing me used to talk about in my office while he was running (the job required we be up-to-date on politics goings-on and save for one dude, we were all liberal). We weren’t worried about legislation or policy because any Republican will get you basically the same thing there. We were discussing…

I watch YouTube every night after I get in bed but before going to sleep. But I watch, like, music videos and stand-up comedians and highlights of old sitcoms and shit. I feel very happy knowing I am ignorant of all this shit.

He isolates himself from criticism. Everyone around him is a bootlicker and he doesn’t do interviews with anyone other than Fox News who will never challenge him on anything. This is the only way he will ever see direct, honest criticism from a member of the public.