Nailed it. All the things Jezebel is critical of the media for doing, they do themselves.

Since when do local anchors weigh in on national candidates? If it was a governor’s race, then sure, I get them analyzing that, but a national race? You must either live local to where this debate occurred or this was a major city station that thinks it’s better than the network it’s affiliated with.

I really like the dog being named “Winter.” I once dated a woman who had an all-white dog named “Cotton” and he was the cutest thing ever.

I think black cats are cool, especially ones with blue eyes, but when I go window-shopping on PetFinder, I am always mezmerized by all-white cats. There’s something really cute about them. I’m not a cat-racist, I promise. (But I am more of a dog person.)

I worked for a news outlet that did a piece on that one time and the shelters we talked to were mixed, but the general consensus was that it’s mostly a myth because people have heard that and so they come in specifically asking to adopt an all-black dog, and all-black dogs are so common that it just seems harder to…

Yes.

Yep. They wanted proof that the money in my account for the down payment wasn’t a loan and because I had started a new job, I needed a letter from my employer saying what my salary would be and then they required pay stubs and since this was the spring had questions about the money I deposited from my tax refund.

Very impressive throw. He threw it from the mound to wherever it landed. Awesome.

Yep. It was too “normal.” It was too “easy.” Why, she didn’t even spontaneously burst into flames at the mere mention of the idea. HERESY!

This is going to sound so selfish and I swear that is not like me, but I want to be famous.

You have to go here!

Right. That’s an incredibly stupid position to take. Imagine how this author (Jezebel as a whole) would react if someone defended a suspected rapist by saying, “his family aren’t rapists and they will be punished if he goes to jail.”

People convicted of felonies still have families, and these families face the consequences of a deportation through no fault of their own.

Somebody should try that with the coal company BlackJewel, the one that just laid off a bunch of people in places where Trump needs their votes. Don’t tell him that, just ask “do you have any comments on coal company BlackJewel’s operations?” Let’s just see what he says.

He also tweeted that the United States does “so much” for Sweden. Naturally, he failed to elaborate!

I’ve only dealt with an underwriter once - when I bought my house - and the scrutiny was insane. I had to find documentation of things that were already documented. I was questioned three times about a credit inquiry that resulted in me not taking on any debt. It was to get my cell phone account changed to another…

She 100 percent does NOT know that. She thinks getting that loan means you have money that wasn’t there before and there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to worry about how you will pay it back. She’s thinking a grant. Guess who offers those - the government.

Unplugging? No. Cutting the cable? Yes.

That’s a terrible analogy. That he was using electricity from the house doesn’t mean the house had less electricity to use for itself.

But had he done it that way, you would have never known it even happened.