That’s part of the problem.

Or maybe you should wait until after hearing it to decide you don’t like it rather than planning to write a hit piece on it simply because of the artist. Someone else could have written and sung this same song and gotten positive feedback from this same site.

Have you realized yet that she’s a terrible role model for even non-racist reasons?

I see now that I completely missed her entire point. I feel very stupid about it.

Of course. I write for a living and was always good at English and spelling, but even I didn’t realize this particular grammar thing until a few years ago. It’s one of the many, weird things about English that sounds right but isn’t.

I’ve got three or four people that I friended and then set them up to be hidden. Best of both worlds. They think we’re friends and I can blissfully pretend they aren’t there.

I’ve got a couple of grudges I’m not letting go of any time soon. But I would probably accept a friend request just to do some snooping on their current life.

It would be much more hilarious to accept the request and then wait about a day or so and unfriend her. No one ever knows when they’ve been unfriended or blocked until they try to interact with the person that unfriended/blocked them.

Also, in that usage, “I” is incorrect.

I remember our valedictorian and salutatorian weren’t known until the graduation ceremony. The speeches were by our student body president (a very well-liked, funny dude who probably gave a great speech and is today either a successful business owner or a drug addict) and the senior class president.

Her response to the question about six weeks, in short, sucks. Yes, you want 12 weeks. Fine, I get that. But if that is not achievable, take the six weeks and then work on ironing out any unforeseen problems that arise from it and then work to get it up to 12. You have to start somewhere.

Well, how else will the child learn to swim?

Decades of watching Fox News and having random Twitter-famous wackos gain national prominence for no reason other than they once posted something that “owned the libs” has made them think their opinions are just as valid as anyone else’s and they keep searching for that one viral tweet that will gain them the…

Because men don’t have any other type of chest-covering garment besides a shirt. When you say a man is shirtless, it is implied he is bare-chested because there is no other thing he would be wearing to cover himself. But a shirtless woman could still be wearing a bra or a tube top or a bikini top or technically a dress…

Or just wear a swimsuit that fits.

After reading this, I am re-thinking my support of the First Amendment. Fuck this celebrity-focused bullshit.

Centers usually wear them on the back so the quarterback can use it.

Next you should investigate why centers in football wear ass towels. It’s a big God damn mystery, I tell ya!

Please show me in the Ole Testament where it says cooking two types of beef on the same grill renders it inedible.

Ig Nobel.