Beating Trump is becoming more and more of an unrealistic goal. He has the conservatives, and I mean all of them, and there is nothing he can ever do that will change that. The moderates are leaving him, but they were never really with to begin with. Liberals he will never win, but liberals are idiots when it comes to…

Consider all forms of ID illegitimate unless they include your “conception date.”

Using the equation A+B over AxB, we reach the answer: The horse’s name was Friday.

My dad didn’t think it was worth going to see because “we already know the boat sinks.”

Doubtful.

The reason there is interference is because the horses behind Maximum Security were gaining on him and he moved in front of them, causing them to check and slow. Without doing that, he doesn’t win because, and I cannot stress this enough, they were gaining on him, otherwise him being in front poses no issue. He…

See, this is why Hollywood does the fake narrative like with Titanic. We know the names of the real people on board the Titanic, so if the story centers on Benjamin Guggenheim or John Jacob Astor or the boat’s captain, then we know the outcome of the central character. But if we manufacture these two people who…

Mine is a spoiler in reverse, so to speak. I love Forrest Gump. It’s one of my favorite movies and I love it so much I decided several years later while aimlessly wandering through the library to read the novel. OH MY GOD. That book is the worst. If I had read that book first, I would have never watched that movie…

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Why does everybody think that’s the “spoiler” for Titanic. The spoiler is that Jack dies.

A sports outcome is completely different than a movie outcome. I think it’s absurd people get bent out of shape over pop culture spoilers, but I think it is totally asinine that people try to pretend a sports event hasn’t already happened. I knew a guy who went three full days avoiding the outcome of an LSU-Auburn…

It’s also not unreasonable for you to scale back your internet use for a few days in order to avoid accidentally seeing something you don’t want to see. Nobody owes you anything. You are responsible for you.

No one owes you anything. If you don’t want to know what happens, avoid the places you know there’s a good chance you might see it. Being off the internet for a few days won’t kill you.

No one is responsible for you. If you don’t want to know what happens, avoid places where that might happen. That includes Facebook, Twitter, all of the internet, basically. No one owes you anything. If it’s that big a burden, go to an earlier show.

Did you seriously just ask that the entire internet cater itself to what you do and do not want to see? Fuck off with that.

Buying tickets for the movie is not the problem. Being super-hyped and out of your mind excited to beat everyone you know to the first screening just so you can taunt them with shit once you’ve seen it and they haven’t is.

That’s not the spoiler for Titanic. It’s that Jack dies.

Eh, I disagree about that. Hollywood is well known for drastically changing the outcome from the source material. Hell, even remakes of the same damn movie don’t end the same way.

Oh, and saying the heroes win is not a spoiler. It’s just not.

I was actually genuinely mad they killed Superman in Batman vs. Superman just because I knew it would mean a terrible “re-birth” for him. That he came back to life in Justice League was not a spoiler but God damn if everybody acted like it was.