I haven’t seen any of the Marvel movies and won’t see this one. I have never seen people more paranoid about a pop culture thing than the people I work with are over this. A woman who was very vocal Thursday about seeing the movie that night literally just walked in the room today and without saying a single word to…

This was a good movie until Gigi ended up finding a guy in the end.

Their mother was killed because she was riding in a car with a drunken driver. Sure, they were being followed, but the speed she was traveling is purely the driver’s fault.

Pretty sure that term is just a marketing ploy. It’s just wood siding.

It’s basically wood siding. it actually looks really pretty when each of the pieces of wood is a different color or stain, but they don’t usually do it that way.

That’s one reason I like the various versions of Flip or Flop. While they have their go-to items, most of their designs are all different. Fixer Upper decorates every house alike, and that gets old fast.

They are on a two-person crusade to turn every home in the Waco, Texas, area into a pseudo farmhouse full of reclaimed wood.

HGTV seems to realize that and starts basically the same show again with different people after 2 or 3 seasons. Flip or Flop has like 5 iterations, then there is Desert Flippers and I just discovered Bargain Mansions. They’re all the same damn show just with different people at the center of it.

Yep. I can see Paul hearing all this nonsense and also thinking they are faking and just being like, “alright, damn it, shut the fuck up!”

The Bible giveth and the Bible taketh away.

I’m a man and I have that job now.

I was raised Methodist and I have never believed speaking in tongues was real. Of course I know people who claim to have done it. I always ask them what they said. Of course they never know because no one could translate it, and that’s when you break out Corithians 14:

I’ve seen women on Bumble with profiles they obviously copied and pasted from other sites that say “sorry guys, I don’t message first.” Well, that’s kind of whole point of being on Bumble, dumbass.

Didn’t you used to be able to get a lifetime membership for a one-time payment of, like, $99? I never understood how that was smart business.

Oh, you would be surprised. How many hospitals are named for saints? Those are Catholic-run facilities. My mother had a knee replacement and they were adamant she talk with a chaplin before the procedure.

It’s more important than the Louvre. What makes the Louvre important is what is inside it, all of which can be moved to another location. You can’t just move an actual thousand-year-old structure itself, which the Louvre is but it’s the art inside the Louvre that gives it its significance.

Dome of the Rock is a strange inclusion here given that it sits on the site of Solomon’s Temple, construction of which is chronicled in the Bible. The Wailing Wall (not weeping) is the only part of the Temple that remains, and part of Christian lore is that Jesus will not return to Earth until the Temple is rebuilt,…

Aside from Tom Brokaw, the only real celebrities I’ve met are sports stars and having covered spring training, I’ve seen more than one of their penises. In fact, it’s all I can think about when I see Eduardo Perez on TV - “Hey, I’ve seen that guy’s dick!”

Keuchel not being on team is very confusing to me, but Craig fucking Kimbrel not having a team is just asinine. He’s possibly the second-best closer behind Mariano Rivera EVER. Why isn’t he on the Nationals, sweeping up the ninth after Scherzer handles the first eight? Why isn’t he back with Atlanta to send Arodys…