I certainly think you have the right idea. However, some people get all up in arms about having tracked vehicles on the road so I submit an alternative:

I’m thinking I will do this with a pork tenderloin in place of the chicken.

Thank you very much for the information. So far it has just led to two tiny hairless patches on her legs, and it seems two spots are the only places she seems to focus. I’ll grab a calming collar at least; it can’t hurt anyway. She has a vet visit coming up shortly, and I had already planned to ask. I just saw your…

This reminds me of an incident from when I worked for a sporting goods store. The district loss prevention manager was located in the location where I worked.

Ok, Please explain the over grooming problem. I ask because we have a cat that has groomed her back legs to the point that she has a bald spot on one of them.

Thank you! I’ve been trying to figure out what that creepy smile reminded me of.

Yeah, the sheriff’s department got involved because two employees tried to break in to get their tools. Once they found out the value of the tools they got ahold of a local judge to sign an order forcing the company to let them in. Without the boxes they couldn’t take a new job even if they found one, and at between…

I was hired for what was supposed to be my first job as an aircraft mechanic. They set a start date for the first of the month, gave me a login for their computer system so I could start getting some HR paperwork sorted in the meantime, and a number for someone with corporate HR in case I had any questions.

My wife’s 2004 impreza has bulbs in the dash that just don’t want to work all the time. One is for the gas gauge, one for the left side of the speedometer, and one for the right side of the tachometer. I replaced all the bulbs two years ago, and I pulled the cluster last fall to be sure they were still good and snug.

My thought was why not set it to a more realistic number. I wouldn’t be shocked to see a poor, neglected Ferrari to sell with 10 miles, but zero is a stretch.

The story I was told by an independent Ferrari mechanic is that they were getting complaints from rich customers who bought low production cars. They were up in arms that between testing at the factory, getting the car onto multiple forms of transport, and delivery they were getting cars with odometer mileage already…

The small crossover that is supposed to come out 2-3 years after the model 3.

There’s a show on Netflix called Crash Course. In one of the episodes the host tries to learn three pieces of logging equipment in a short time. One is this one, and another is the machine that actually cuts down the trees. They are both amazing.

I wood enjoy the chance to put my ash on the line to ride this. I pine for the opportunity to prove I would knot be so easily thrown.

The races are now broken into three “stages” at the end of each stage they close the pits for two laps, throw a caution flag, and the drivers in the top ten get bonus points. I guess they got tired of being accused of trying to rig races with phantom debris cautions so they’re going to schedule them now.

A friend of mine’s grandfather was the groundskeeper at a cemetery in my hometown well into his 70's. I remember him always having a pouch of pipe tobacco in his coat pocket even though he wasn’t a smoker. I asked him about it when I saw him sprinkle some at the base of a headstone after a funeral service. He said he…

Fanfeedback@nascar.com to tell them how bad they’ve screwed up.

I’ve been a long time NASCAR fan. I’ve been to between 18-20 races between the top three series. Heck, I was considering getting tickets to either Martinsville or the fall race in Bristol this year. That will NOT be happening now! I had a feeling the new rules were going to ruin the racing, but mistakenly told myself…

At the 1965 Southern 500 at Darlington only 15 cars finished. Plus, Ned Jarrett won the race, and the second place car was 14 laps behind.

Another Saturday and stuck at work. There is a little good news though....