Kiltedpadre
kiltedpadre
10:11 AM
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I had a woman walk into the center of the grill of my parked work truck while staring at her phone. My work truck has 5 led strobes visible from the front that were flashing at the time.

10:08 AM
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I’m well aware. One of our buildings has the alarm panel for the fire system for multiple buildings. They kept cutting the chain on the gate outside the building whenever they needed access to the panel. Read more

2/17/20
7:25 PM
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I don’t think it was ever actually published, but I worked somewhere that had a rather “unusual” regular customer. One day he left behind a copy of a book that he had written for the employees to enjoy. It was a story about a perfect society on another planet which included instructions on how we might change our Read more

2/16/20
5:42 PM
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Thanks, but I’ll have you know I’m not a day over five. At least that’s the age I prefer to act.

2/16/20
5:41 PM
1

More cake is the last thing I need (I’ll probably have more later and call it dinner.)

2/16/20
5:41 PM
2

It was solid fondant so no. If they could’ve made it from buttercream or cream cheese icing yes!

2/14/20
3:31 PM
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The bicycle seat shaped head is one of my favorite greyhound features. It leads to a truly elegant snoot.

2/14/20
1:38 PM
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And if you were to ram it you might find yourself surrounding by the angry rams that fly out of the broken windows.

2/14/20
1:35 PM
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She’s not the most affectionate dog I’ve ever had, but the looks she gives me before she falls asleep like that leave no doubt how much she loves me. She just lays there and focuses those big brown eyes on me till she drifts off.

2/14/20
12:49 PM
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It could’ve been much worse. They could have featured the Cummins, gone vintage with the Dodge Dart swinger, or heaven forbid referenced anything with the scat pack.

2/14/20
12:01 PM
24

We got a new couch last weekend. Thankfully Ruby has already given it her seal of approval.

2/14/20
10:14 AM
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I had a similar string of luck after getting my Volt. In 20+ years of driving I had only had one flat tire. Read more

2/13/20
10:53 PM
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Ruby is spoiled rotten and gets goodies for no reason other than continuing to be adorable. Today was my birthday, and my wife and I went to a nice steakhouse. We brought Ruby back a little steak and baked potato.

2/13/20
9:49 PM
2

In my opinion Desoto are always acceptable.  However I’ve never been given the launch codes for the ban hammer.

2/13/20
5:15 PM
2

I just want to admit that a blown, flathead, V-12 gives me funny feelings.