You expect the souls of business tycoons will speak to you through something less??

I fully support this, but you’ll need something with the high roof to have room for all that hair.

How about a street van mural featuring other street vans with murals?

I was shocked when I found out about his Alamo collection. I never have heard anything about how it started.

I considered doing that until I realized how much harder it was to find the doggy land mines. Even going out with them some gets hidden when the leaves are blown around during post poop sprints.

My wife works for a hospital that recently had to shut down one of their wards because of the number of employees that are either infected with Covid, under mandatory quarantine, or waiting to get a second negative Covid test to be allowed to return to work. All of it can be traced to three nurses that refused to…

I can already see the last article in the series. “Exhaustive search finally ends! David Tracy found in a field in Iowa after being missing for weeks. He survived by collecting dew off of corn stalks and eating rust chips that fell off his Jeep EJ-3.”

I love any opportunity to head to Hocking Hills, but it’s over 2hrs away from me.

If it looks like it’s possible I’ll let you know.

Wait a minute! I thought it was written by the man that created Sour Patch Kids!

I could easily be convinced.

If it happens I’ll leave it up to Torch to determine how many visitors he wants at each stop. In a free for all situation we may end out with a Beatlemania situation.

I understand, I’m sure at some point I’d try to sneak the Chang-Li into a backpack.

Now I really want to see someone with better photoshop skills than me to creat a Wacky Races version of Torch and his Chang-Li.

Torch is my kinda weird, and I figured anyone as consumed by the history of taillights as he is will want some historical information on traffic signs and signals to go with it.

Allow me to take this opportunity to bribe you to stop if you’re nearby.

That would be true with most folks, but this guy has done it twice before and driven both vehicles past the 200,000 mile mark.

Exactly, my wife has already been told to expect to permanently work from home except in cases where there’s a group project or meeting that requires being in the building. If my job could be done remotely we would already be building a house on my in-laws farm.

Part of the issue with the tippyness is probably due to the difference in weight between the front and back of the boat.  Take a few empty milk jugs, fill them with water when you get to the river, and put them near the front with your son.  Balancing the weight front to rear will probably help out quite a bit. 

My only thought was maybe the original idea was written by someone where parallel parking is the norm. In that case opening the passenger door would let you do it while standing on the curb instead of standing in traffic.