Can we apply this to any company looking for a bailout? Seize the assets of the CEOs who have more than a few thousand bucks to their name.

Get an convertible hearse... laugh at death in it’s face.

Well.. she doesn’t have a “clean record” plus,

“Five officers showing up at your house simply to ask about someone you know seems pretty excessive”

>>chocolate milk...

I was in law enforcement in a previous life, and we were actually trained to deliberately *not* get our cars off the road, but instead to angle them at about 30-45 degrees such that the rear of the car was off the road and the front was sticking out past the stopped vehicle’s driver’s side car-line. The concept was…

when I win a bazillion dollars in the lottery, I want to re-body a Can Am Spyder with this body.

Hey Native American woman here! Have you looked into whether you could be one of lost ones? I have watched many tribes, including mine, shove out a lot and I mean a lot of families because during the purge, they hightailed it out of there to avoid the reservations, took on white names and basically disappeared. Now…

I’m so excited! I thought since I’m not working at the testing site any more (I know so much more noses than I ever thought I would) I would be very far down the list for a vaccine, but I’m scheduled for 9:40 am on Monday!

I know this doesn’t actually fit the bill, but I thought I should point out the Carmax in Cincinnati has a Nissan Cube with a sweet, massive hammerhead shark decal on both sides currently available!

BTW, the reason why the Moderna vaccine is so much more significant than the Pfizer vaccine isn’t so much the extra 4 percent there, though that does help. It’s the fact that Pfizer’s vaccine requires a temperature of at least negative 70 degrees Celsius while the Moderna Vaccine can be refrigerated and suffer no…

Dolly is magical. She has also given 150 million books away to kids. I luh her.

Really hoping that whoever inevitably makes a TikTok called “Vaccine” to the tune of “Jolene” does a good job.

Dolly is Goddess !!!!

Some missing/glossed over dirt:

This could work. Every Jalop writer brings their vehicle of choice for a wacky race across the USA. Content for months!

Brings back memories of my legal internships in my Ohio hometown in the mid 90s.

Oh Damn! That manual was written by the great H.G. Sours??? I bet you don’t know this, but after retiring from the Ohio department of Highways H.G. Sours later collaborated with Kenneth J. Sweet and they invented Sweet and Sour sauce. True story.

Ah, the Crossroads of America!  I pass through it at least twice a day.  We’re practically neighbors.  Let me know if he stops by, I would like to join you guys.