It’s like asking your prison warden for fluffier pillows.

Succinct. But not quite accurate, as they placed themselves into that prison and are free to leave at any time.

It must be REALLY bad if the people who are paid to get swindled are complaining

The amount of respect I have for her for doing this is much higher now, than if she had some big writing award. Good for her

RX-A66933 said it perfectly, so I’ll just paste it here in case you missed it. Good luck, have fun!

“There are only so many ways to say “it’s still getting made folks”. Kotaku’s done it 60 times, ranging all the way from “Star Citizen’s Starfighter Building Options Are Like A 90's Childhood Fantasy Come True” and “St…

No, happening in public is a good thing. A worrying amount of people (both boys AND girls) do not recognize unacceptable behavior when it occurs, and speaking up about it only helps.

Of course, this public ostracisation really only works if it works. Being “cancelled” might be trendy, but in 99.9999% of cases, the…

I am NOT a call of duty player, and never have been. But compared to Destiny and Borderlands (the only other shooters I’ve experimented with, as far as I can recall), CoD is absolutely obnoxiously loud with their callouts. The sound design probably needs some work, but from the few times I had the misfortune of…

No, you just speak authoritatively on a subject you clearly know nothing about. Your thoughts on the leak would have been a great laugh

Yes, you are. It isn’t apparent (apparently) on the spec-sheet, but the difference was substantial. You can look at some performance analyses from 2013-2016 (release of the xbox one S) if you insist

What are your thoughts on the leaked GTAVI footage?

Nvidia only started producing half-decent cards of their own pretty recently (20 series), so I’m not sure where this aftermarket distrust comes from.

Was a fan of Cecilia until it came out that she fabricated a large chunk of her most popular stories (both here on Kotaku, and her following gigs), negatively impacting the subjects of her spotlight. Great writer, terrible journalist

The difference may be slight in your opinion but the result of abysmal performance AND visuals on almost every multiplatform title isn’t a minor issue.

Says who?

Goldeneye getting “online co-op” is a bit of a stretch, don’t you think?

Bayonetta got the same treatment as GoW, and the Pikmin 4 logo.gif (and the rest of the cheap dlc packs you mentioned) are hardly worth getting excited for.

At least Sony announced a lot of new games. I feel like your disinterest comes from the…

I for one, love the queen. I’m an ignorant fool, so I might not know what she’s done or represented in the past, present, and future, but I do know for damn sure that she knows how to dress up (don’t ask me where all the shiny rocks she wears come from) and appear in public when it’s needed (don’t ask me why it’s…

I love it when they play around with the rules of the universe. In any piece of fiction. And especially if the specifics aren’t actually ever explained.

The moment when Altair Basim had his memory corridor moment at the end of the trailer, and he dabs the feather in the target’s blood and proceeds to look up, revealing…

HA. You shouldn’t

STOLE THE SHOW for me. Shame it’s switch only.

Looks very much like Rayman Legends

Ari was (and still is) that rare gem of a writer who is so comically and consistently wrong in all his opinions, that his articles are always worth looking at. See you later, good luck on your next endeavors!

Excuse me, by what metric did you conclude that 1440p was in any way the most common resolution for high framerates?

Man, this destroyed me. Been reading his work for quite literally most of my life, it feels like I knew him.

Rest well, you’re already missed <3