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Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day” - Jerry Sandusky

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Joe Burrow Scouting Report

That was a real half-assed tackle.

Good guy with a hug

Defensive Holding!

Same dude that faked an injury in one of the above articles, so that a teammate could get some playing time. Good dude, this guy.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

“Man, fuck that guy”

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.