Kill The Bat
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Oct 23
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I didn’t realize gelatinous blobs had the authority to sue for statements that impugn physical fitness.

Oct 14
11

It begs the question, had the two-point conversion been caught then wrapped up promptly by three defenders on the 2-yard-line, would that have been Finsier?

Oct 7
4

These anthem protests won't stop. First it was kneeling, now it's the red glare everyone's giving the Rockets.

Sep 23
27

Are we really that surprised with yet more backwards logic from Arians?

Sep 11
27

Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."

Sep 6
6

The kind of person who enjoys a deep whiff of this is probably someone who appreciates the hyphenation of the word mindset.