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10/23/19 7:57AM
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I didn’t realize gelatinous blobs had the authority to sue for statements that impugn physical fitness.

10/14/19 1:13PM
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It begs the question, had the two-point conversion been caught then wrapped up promptly by three defenders on the 2-yard-line, would that have been Finsier?

10/07/19 1:37PM
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These anthem protests won't stop. First it was kneeling, now it's the red glare everyone's giving the Rockets.

9/23/19 9:04AM
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Are we really that surprised with yet more backwards logic from Arians?

9/11/19 10:55AM
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Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."

9/09/19 9:54AM
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I want Mercury Morris to funnel Mad Dog 20/20 when they go 0-16.

9/06/19 7:06PM
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The kind of person who enjoys a deep whiff of this is probably someone who appreciates the hyphenation of the word mindset.