As true today as the day it was written.

“’We’re going to do something,’ Blank said.”

THE DRESS IS BLUE

I didn’t realize gelatinous blobs had the authority to sue for statements that impugn physical fitness.

I don’t believe any of this.

It begs the question, had the two-point conversion been caught then wrapped up promptly by three defenders on the 2-yard-line, would that have been Finsier?

909 in the stands? Impressive.

These anthem protests won't stop. First it was kneeling, now it's the red glare everyone's giving the Rockets.

Okay, but who was mad the right way?

Post No Bills

Oh, so I can get off scot-free as long as I apologize for not hitting someone.

No, but we can recommend 29 other teams to root for.

Is A Letestu A Sandwich?

Verbal Battery Tossed In Philadelphia

Are we really that surprised with yet more backwards logic from Arians?

I AM A LAWYER

Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."

I want Mercury Morris to funnel Mad Dog 20/20 when they go 0-16.

The kind of person who enjoys a deep whiff of this is probably someone who appreciates the hyphenation of the word mindset.

Raiders football, now sponsored by Nihilist Arby's.