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Kill The Bat
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10/28/19 3:17PM
5

This reminds me of an old .wav file I had from the AOL days of George H.W. Bush saying “It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.” 

10/28/19 11:40AM
19

You’d think this guy could cut a Blank check and get any coach he wants.

10/28/19 11:22AM
17

We must do something.
This is something.
We must do this.

10/28/19 10:29AM
68

All I know is my gut says maybe

10/25/19 5:15PM
99

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

10/25/19 3:47PM
816

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

10/25/19 9:26AM
614

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

10/25/19 2:40AM
189

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

10/24/19 9:19AM
72

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.