This reminds me of an old .wav file I had from the AOL days of George H.W. Bush saying “It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.” 

We gotta do something.

You’d think this guy could cut a Blank check and get any coach he wants.

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

We must do something.
This is something.
We must do this.

All I know is my gut says maybe

You believe “continuing to think really hard” doesn’t take will?

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

“Don’t you yell at him!” -Normcore Rockwell

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

No! Sidney Crosby’s dress is white and gold.

Schrodinger’s puck. 

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.