Scored as EEEEEEE-3.

+1 abandoned Olympic venue

Once, in a friendly basketball game at the company picnic, the other team had the ball, and an errant lob pass was heading out of bounds. An opponent and I headed towards it, and he got there first, leaping to retrieve it and throw it back into the field of play.

You’ll always have the best first kinja of any Deadspin staffer, Megan. Best of luck.

‘maybe im a bad writer, maybe im a bad person, why don't you do the legwork i did’ rings hollow and disingenuous.

Thank you for your reply. I understand that feeling very well. I also understand anxiety very well.

This is a really dumb, obtuse hill to die on in such a sad story, but I can’t understand why you hugged a woman who did not want to be hugged.

Abhorrent as blind fandom of the process is, the upside is that I have an effective sound bite for years when I’m shamefully bad at my job.

Ozmataz Buckshank. May the classics never die.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Pissed Fans Can't Get Properly Pissed

Ah. I feel a little dumb.

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

Hanging a federal permit in a tree sounds like dumb advice.

That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

He got that lamp from Italy. Came in a box that said Fragile and everything.

I really want to believe that he’s never been off his rocker before, and that this is just what a single offseason with the Raiders does to a person.

Shouldn’t the kicker competition be easy to settle? Just cut whoever ends up on The Today Show first.

There’s something to be said for uninspired wordplay, and it should probably rhyme and contain a hackneyed cultural reference.