I know, by your standards, that you have to disclose he played for you. But do you really have to? Surely disclosure has limits.

This rant would be way more appropriate if he were 37. And part of an autonomous collective.

“First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo.”

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

LOLPETS

Dawson Hosts Famerly Feud

“I was just hoping somehow they would hit three balls at somebody,”

Trade deadline approaches:

Way to not mention the wounds on his other hand and feet.

Not sure, but bring feckels.

Florida Man: Hold my beer

If he’s advocating for taking himself out of the spotlight for a year, maybe we should just let the man speak.

+1 answering 'yes' so we can move on

Schefter Scoops on Bone Break

+1 Cliffs Notes

Eunuchlehead, Vrabel.

Dan Brown is a sub-Dan-Brown-level, though.

Fair. And neither touches Shit Barf Guy.

I can’t get enough of oddly-specific article tags.