and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Buffalo Buffalo

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

Can’t wait for the ineveitable all season long comparisons of Lucic and Neal.

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE YOGURT FACTORY

The story contains Art Briles.

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

I’m not a journalist, but I think this article lacks credibility without a quote or at least a “No comment” from Marvin Lewis.

Harden’s just worried China will start pulling passports, which would be a huge bummer for him because he really likes to travel.

But Harden and the rest of the NBA can’t even say they support the people of HK while also kissing Xi Jinping’s ass.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

The Cardinals are wrong. That's the only thing that matters

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

“Well Joaquin, sorry you couldn’t be with us here tonight.”