only I didn’t say shit. I said the word. The Big One. The queen mother of Dirty Words. The F dash dash dash word.

I grant you one half of one half of one half of ... (etc.) a star.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

It would probably be best for him to stay incognito for a while. 

If you’re the Raiders, now is your prime chance to make a killing selling “Vobody’s Burfict” shirts for $15 a pop to your remaining 10,000 idiot fans.

Honestly, I think Vontaze Burfict lasting until the 4th game before suspension signals some small growth and maturity.

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

* - Before the play-clock hits 15

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

I fucking miss this show.

Leading candidate for next manager 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Victim Blaming will always be America’s favorite pastime.

“It works in reverse too.”

Khris Davis just needs to go 17-for-17 these last 4 days to finish with a .247 batting average for the 5th straight season. That’s what I’m rooting for.