I can’t be the only one who read this in Danny Devito’s voice.
I can’t be the only one who read this in Danny Devito’s voice.
Spend a lifetime bangin’ hoores and you’re gonna catch the syphilis
“Ambrose Bierce”
You know certain words you can’t pronounce until you hear them outloud (“epitome”)?
After this review, I might take a gander.
After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.
So does Nick Saban.
Get two, one to eat, one to shave with
They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.
The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything.
Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.
A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia
Coming to CBS this fall: Hakim's Law. Sundays at 8, 7 Central.
“You can just throw them out of windows??”
I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.
An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.
Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:
“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals
I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.