This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

“I’m only going to answer football questions.”

Yes

Coughlin is one of the worst negotiators in the league. Sitting in a room with him, it’s easy to gauge his true intentions, since his face is easily red.

Some wiener, I’m sure. 

Is Tom Coughlin the one that looks like Timothy McVeigh’s grandfather or the one that looks like Fire Marshall Bill?

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

I fucking love that Deadspin has fascinating and well-written articles like these, where when you read the headline you momentarily wonder if it’s just a randomly generated string of words, and then you realize that no, there really were two Kentucky farmers that became kings of croquet.

Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

Well NOW that’s how I feel

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

Right on. Someone needed to acknowledge Aimee Mann’s essential role in this film.

“l will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.”

It’s not
What you thought
When you first began it