My favorite insults of this non-expletive variety are the sort a grandfather might use to refer affectionately to his grandson, like “sport”, “pal” or “champ”. Call someone an asshole and odds are they let it go, but there is something infuriating and delightful about the condescension of being told, “Alright, ease up…

And named Dennis

@RobbieAmell is outside pumping up a football

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

“Bat flip of the year???”

I'm probably not the first to recognize "DC United" as one hell of an oxymoron.

They will pay H/E $1.2 million every July 1 until the aliens that look eerily like the Phanatic land

Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

+1 dead horse, beaten

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Very cool...let’s hope he fares better in his debut than another Nathan currently in Oakland whose last name starts with a P and ends with an N.

His name’s not actually on the back of the jersey, that’s just a comic book sound effect.

“I’ll give you a goddamn crick in your goddamn neck . . .”

people should still refer to it as The Ralph, because of all of the vomiting

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia