But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

There’s a reason your average sportswriter becomes a bitter, cynical asshole, and not in the fun, Ratto-esque way

And every one of them a player’s parent, at that.

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

+1 but -11 Fangraphs range factor

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

“I was just hoping somehow they would hit three balls at somebody,”

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

It really makes you Wonder.

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

The Mets are waiting for a good offer, like three magic beans or a can’t miss investment opportunity.

If anyone carries the obligation to further the financial education of athletes, it’s their agents, not ownership. And really, those are also the people to whom the players stand the greatest chance of listening, even if those chances are still relatively slim. The NFLPA would probably be next on the list for bearing…

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?