“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

Everyone talks about the one kid that died, but no one ever talks about the hundreds of kids that didn’t.

Panarin ~was~ the highest profile Russian athlete to criticize Putin.

I guess Jacoby Ellsbury and Joba Chamberlain aren’t coming to any Yankee alumni events this season.

I’m torn who to root for because fuck the Yankees, but also fuck the Umpires.  

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

sport’s

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

Shocking news that being shoeless is a notable characteristic in Kentucky. 

If you outlaw golf, only the outlaws will golf.

Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us

Free Chris Paul

Friend, you may have degree and letters after your name, but surely you will note that ༺GRIM ≡ﾟS༻(⧖) has a degree and letters and assorted symbols in her name. Check and mate.

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

+1 I know I would.

If only Harry Caray had been there to ask him if he thinks the moon is made of spare ribs. 

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”