I mean, it IS good news

“young Hester makin dudes look foolish” is a good thesis if anybody’s writing about Scarlet Letter, you’re welcome

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

Well I hope he got the message.

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

Rumor is that five people caught him, and they were furious. 

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

I hope he hasn’t lost confidence in the transaction market.

I too would cut off his dick for a super bowl win.

I mean, maybe it would help if they come up a few inches short of a winning TD again.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

It’s good, but not “Tennis Toilet Beef”

That’s not what ‘always’ means.

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

I dunno, I’m OK with the Knicks getting banned from the NBA for a year too.