After going through layer after layer of this story, it’s crazy that NBA teams just continued to give Philo dough.

“Tampontreal” is magnificent.

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

Or the MadBum Theory, where they give up home runs into large bodies of water and get butthurt about it.

There damn well better not be sales tax on Tampontreal Exporays merchandise

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.

You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty 

His story is so obviously false. If the scheme was meant to be only temporary, he wouldn’t have involved Kaiser Permanente.

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

One always attends a Jays game before moving. It’s a reliable way to remind yourself why you’re leaving and why that’s absolutely the right thing to do.

Frogurt guy has done more for potassium benzoate awareness than anyone else in history.

Someone like Hank Scorpio or Frank Grimes immediately come to mind, but if you’re looking more for one-scene characters, I’ve always had a soft spot for Hugh Jass:

Sugar Guy.