NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

to this day in 2019 I randomly spout out “WE HAVE A PEPPER  BARRRRR.” At work. Yes, I am the weird guy everyone knows.

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

That seems like a very specific lesson.

...that’s what the comments I never read are for, so have at it, you idea-deficient swine...

Eh, I have no problem with your response, I just wanted to keep the “Eh” train going. 

Eh, suit yourself, but if I’ve got a choice between 47 minutes and 53 seconds of good play-by-play by someone with a personality who isn’t out there to be an extension of the league office, and 7 total seconds of a guy yelling “Bang!” I know which one I’d rather have.

“Omsk-aha! Omsk-aha! “

All right, let’s not have a meltdown over this.

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Knock it off Rudd.

Pretty obvious who that is:

Counterpoint:

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn.

Wait til President Dewey hears about this!