Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

That will be my official response whenever my wife complains about blowing up the bathroom.

MarShawn Lynch loved it here.
We got a dave and busters man.

So we have a young, non-Canadian player who just beat Canada’s national team for a championship, and is now blowing off the NHL scouting combine to party his way around his home country for a week.

“Kaapo Kakko” was the sound you heard the first 48 times Mike Francesa attempted to pronounce Colin Kaepernick

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

If you shit yourself during a meeting, you double down. Bend over in pain, with your head down on the table, and then while hidden, stick your fingers down your throat and throw up all over yourself. You’re going to want to keel over next and writhe on the ground in agony.

Sayonerrera.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

Damn it, take your filthy star.

This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

To be fair, this wouldn’t have been a problem in the NCAA, either.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

This isn’t even the most incredible article about ball fakes this week:

I KEEP TRYING TO CATCH IT

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

You’re all remarkable idiots

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

I just can’t wait for Bran and the King of the North to face off.

That ‘swirly thing’ is worn by every EFL, League 1 & 2 team this year in recognition of the league support for the mental health charity ‘MIND’ and is intended to help raise awareness about mental health issues.