Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

Jesus Christ, we’re not only all lawyers, we’re reliving the goddamn LSAT.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

If (candidate) == (notTrump)
Then (vote) = 1
Else (vote) = 0

But my butthole is still an option, right?

He didn’t need the money because he still has all of that Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf and The Zoo Story money coming in.  

the deadly sin of acedia.

In the offseason, Utah's key free agent signing will be Tina Belcher.

performed a “review and scrub”

I want some mac and cheese… smh this curfew… on the road again... don’t even know … ready for dinner… takin care of business…

How would he know if it was a bad shot or not? He wasn’t even close enough to see it.

Screw that. Playoffs = cage match.

Yes, it’s an unusual injury from a cross-check. But if a cross-check results in a serious injury, the player who committed the violation needs to be ejected. That’s the chance a player takes when he puts another player in peril by committing a penalty.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

Let remember some (snooker) guys:

Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Theon, Varys and The Unsullied would be an awesome G.O.T. Tribute Punk Band name.