the Knicks were actively trying to get rid of him because he was too old and wasn’t talented enough to make the rotation.

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

I’m not allowed to watch the masters at work, but I have been yelling GET IN THE HOLE at random times. It’s my plot to get the boss man to turn it on so at least he knows it’s coming

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

From 2013 to 2015, Wood was primarily a practice squad player for the New England Patriots, Houston Texans, Seattle Seahawks and Buffalo Bills.

BRIAN KELLY: Geez Cierre! Killing a kid? How could you! What would make you do such a thing? 
CIERRE WOOD: [through tears] I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU! 

Same amount of o’s and everything?

Come on, you don’t have to dog him like that.

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m not sure this is the lesson, my man!

It’s good that he left on his own terms, to post takes online, rather than a messy, sad parting from an organization he served so well as a player, not so much as an executive.

If you’ve ever had the opportunity to quit a job you hate without having to worry about what you’ll do next, it’s an amazing feeling. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.

Meh, if you’re not gonna go full out ‘Most Dangerous Game’ then don’t fuckin bother.

I used to play airsoft. Quite a few ex-soldiers would join in. Most of them (for obvious reasons) were better than us but we could still get them.

“He supported himself in part by churning out massages.”

I stand by my theory that there is a finite amount of ‘Chris Davis’ baseball ability in the universe and it is currently being used by the A’s Khris [sic] Davis

Fighting is part of the game.