Oddly enough the AAF had a better “Jets” uniform than the Jets.

Woah, that last part

As a fan of another abysmal team, I refuse to feel sorry for these Orioles fans.  You knew goddamn well what you were going to go watch when you bought the ticket.  Is there a single person in that stadium that went to the game with honest high expectations?  Anyone who has seen their starting lineup and has even the…

+1 more star than was in the AAF

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

That was quite a Tempest, Bledsoe.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

Having the voting on Deadspin really helps Bear Spiker’s chances.

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

That was right after the Sabres swept the Bruins for their first series win in nine years. In the afterglow of that win, I remember thinking, well, even if they lose the next round, there’s practically no way they can’t have a winning record in the playoffs this year. Then they get swept themselves in the next round.…

Misery loves company though. Just think about the three Padres fans that have to watch them every game!

That’s fair. Harsh, but fair. As a Sabres fan in the late 80s and early 90s, I was subjected to 16 Nordiques and Whalers games a year. Still, though, those games and series against Montreal and Boston were epic, even if Buffalo ended up on the short end of the stick more often than not.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Impossible to achieve, but I do I feel the theoretical synergy of Zion going to Utah deserves mention.

It is a benign tumor on the vestibulocochlear nerve, it deals with hearing and balance. It never spreads and, although it involves cutting into her skull, it is a fairly straightforward surgery (depending on where the neuroma actually is on the nerve) with a low complication rate.

yes, but unlike her husband’s quarterbacking, she’ll get better over time. 

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.